kormantic:
“parlezvousladybug:
“assassinregrets:
“unashamedmercury:
“trilllizardstrikesback:
“disease-danger-darkness-silence:
“whoisbobx:
“hugtheteadrinkthekitten:
“hugtheteadrinkthekitten:
“mynameisdoofthelizardandamspooky:
“toph-beif0ng:
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Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

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We Stan this San Diego Man

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this

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Some recent gems:

And of course there’s


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i’m wheezgJmf stoP

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Honestly every time this thread just makes me laugh. And new additions…excellent.

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"it's the law" well the law should kill itself

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cannot stop thinking about the shape of this lion statue i saw in Florence, Italy. absolutely rotund

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probablyasocialecologist:

Covid is still a leading killer, the third-biggest in the US last year behind heart disease and cancer. Unlike with other common causes of death such as smoking and traffic accidents that led to safety laws, though, politicians aren’t pushing for ways to reduce the harm, such as mandated vaccinations or masking in closed spaces.

“The general desire in the world is to move beyond the pandemic and put Covid behind us, but we can’t put our heads in the sand,” said Ziyad Al-Aly, director of the Clinical Epidemiology Center at the Veterans Affairs St. Louis Health Care System in Missouri. “Covid still infects and kills a lot of people. We have the means to reduce that burden.”

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Long Covid, estimated to affect around 10% of infected people, is considered one of the biggest post-pandemic medical challenges. The economic costs are also significant.

In the US, long Covid was estimated to cost around $50 billion a year in lost salaries as of late 2022. In the UK, the Institute for Fiscal Studies last year estimated that about one in 10 people with long Covid have to stop working as a result. The number of people with those symptoms, including brain fog, breathing difficulties and fatigue, are rising even as infections are decreasing.

It’s particularly scary for high-risk people, who’ve had to return to work and public spaces where masks are sparse and the dangers are invisible. A family wedding can still turn into a super-spreader event, and a flight can be catastrophic.

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

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NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

I'm kind of glad to hear that everyone does this. Because it means it isn't colonizer bullshit, it's what everyone does. It's just people discovering new things. Everyone goes:

"Oh hey these people have their own style of [language A's word for thing. Say, what do you call it?"

"Oh it's [language B's word for thing]."

"Got it, it's [language B's word for thing] variety [language A's word for thing]"

added to which it is LITERALLY JUST LINGUISTIC SHORTHAND for 

[item] the way [culture] makes it. 

If you don’t want sliced bread, you want bread the way Eastern Indians make it you ask for Roti, not bread. Because Roti is bread THE WAY [EASTERN] INDIANS MAKE IT. Like fuck, it’s not that complicated a concept. 

OF COURSE it’s not colonizer bullshit! It’s just linguistic shorthand!

i hate when people use “#yeah i’ll reblog that” on very high effort posts like fanart and stuff that probably took OP hours. “#yeah i’ll reblog that” is for text posts that just say “jackin’ off my beanstalk” or whatever

jackin' off my beanstalk

sorry for veggieangelism but really you can put pretty much any veg in the oven for 20 minutes at 400 covered in olive oil, salt, pepper, onion+garlic powder and have it be good

thought this was gonna be about Veggie Tales

I love how every century or so the entire field of physics collapses on itself because of a few discoveries that go against everything currently known and then we just kinda have to wait a little while until it gets back on its feet

A chemist from the 1910s could pick up a modern chemistry textbook and understand quite a bit of it. They’d have lots of missing gaps but they could probably understand a decent amount. A physicist from the 1910s could pick up a modern physics textbook and not understand jack shit of it

A chemist from the 1910s in modern times: Woah! You guys discovered quite a few more elements of the periodic table! Cool!

A physicist from the 1910s in modern times: what the fuck is a particle accelerator

I mean to be fair a particle accelerator seems somewhat self-explanatory so long as you know what particles are

Yeah but the things that happen when you accelerate them continue to surprise

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Miles finally got an explanation on what comic con is.

spacey-daydreams:
“the-punforgiven:
“cardiac-ossification:
“orcboxer:
“habbadax:
“Took a wrong turn somewhere
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i took a nap and woke up in all these goddam spinanch
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Took a wrong turn somewhere

i took a nap and woke up in all these goddam spinanch

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The amount of experience as Spider-Man/Woman in order

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top 10 shane madej communist moments feel free to add on

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don’t forget this killer tune from their new show

More golden moments:

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Plus, a message from The Professor:

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Someone add screenshots from when he spent a whole episode dunking on the British royals and calling for the abolition of the monarchy

no idea who this is. just reblogging because someone telling mike pence to "eat shit fuckface" is hilarious to me.

update from mystery files

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